Janis never gave it
Away freely
But I knew we’d make it
After one look in her eye
Then we got all
Touchy feely
I’m impulsive
Away we did fly
I used to be convulsive
Now I’m hap-hap-hap-happy

She hit me
At the speed of lightning

Joanna always
Kept her head up
She was a nazi
She caught me
On the chin
I never got fed-up
You know I told her
"I never hit women
If you get any bolder
I’m gonna have to be
Tough tough tough"

She hit me
At the speed of lightning

What will I call
The girl this time
The little harlot
Is a real drug slut
Now she’s a friend of mine
She’ll forget about me
Now that she’s in this song
I knew all along
That we were
Wrong wrong wrong

She hit me
At the speed of lightning